Posted by Dustin on 11.18.2008 at 12:47 pm

So this is it kiddies, one final episode of the season and then we all are in for some “True Blood” withdrawals. This is gunna suck!

Tara ended up arrested for drunk driving. Her telling the cop she swerved off the rode because of a nekkid lady and a giant pig didn’t help matters. In jail her mother refused to help her, saying she couldn’t poison her soul and Tara was going down a dark road. Damn, after years of Tara putting up with her stuff? Tara even pointed that out, but her mother still wouldn’t help her out. She not only wouldn’t bail her out, she kicked her out of their home!

Fortunately for Tara, the sheriff, who was a friend of hers, supposedly called some woman to help. She’s some kind of adult social worker who helps people down on their luck. She not only paid Tara’s bail, but took her home. Her home BTW was a giant mansion! Yeah you know this isn’t good. The fact that this rich woman came out to bail her out in the middle of the night? I wonder if we’ll see her in the morning . . . .

Bill found him stuck with Jessica, the girl he turned into a Vampire. It was up to him to teach her what that meant and how to survive. To his horror the girl was thrilled by the idea that she had no rules, no church, no parents to answer to. She was also very eager to kill someone, a lot of people actually, she had a list! By far not what I was expecting but extremely hilarious. Bill got annoyed with her and took her to Eric, who also found her annoying. Eric however offered to teach her how to drink blood from a victim properly, probably some fang-banger at Fangtasia.

Sam and Sookie got closer as they tried to track down the killer. Both were upset over their failed relationships with Bill and Tara as well. Sookie was beginning to think Bill wasn’t coming back. The two went to the next town over to search a lead, something Sookie saw in the killer’s head. A woman was killed there, it was rumored she was a fang banger. After she died her brother went missing. They got a deputy there to fax over the brother’s photo to their sheriff’s office as a possible lead.

Sam and Sookie started making out when Bill arrived at Sookie’s house, extremely pissed off! Sookie was just as pissed and rescinded her invitation to Bill, forcing him to leave her home! Oh dear. It definitely looks like we have a love triangle going on here. I actually was really liking Sam and Tara too.

Jason was forced to clean up what was left of Eddie. He then demanded Amy get off the V, no more. Later Jason made the huge mistake of telling Rene and a coworker about Amy’s problem. Rene asked if she slept with Vamps too, but Jason didn’t know. Yeah, Rene was just a little too interested in that! Jason went home and wanted Amy to stay, but she had to stop the V. She had one drop left and felt they needed one last trip to “close the circle” and then it would be done. Jason agreed, and in their drugged out sleep . . . a man came in and killed Amy. Well I did say I’d rather have seen her dead over Eddie last week, but not like that! I don’t think I’ll miss her crazy butt though.

Jason called the cops convinced maybe he had killed all those women, but not his Grandmother. That one he wouldn’t confess to. However his confession to the cops sucked, he didn’t know how or why he would kill anyone. They locked him up as the show ended and the faxed photo from the next town over came in . . . yup . . . it was Rene. So it looks like the killer was Rene. You knew when Arlene said he was too good to be true that he was!