Posted by Dustin on 08.04.2011 at 8:53 pm

So tonight is the night, the eviction, Rachel’s inevitable meltdown, Brendan possibly dropping F’bombs as he leaves, and a new HOH!

Julie opened with a recap of Brendan’s actions, letting us know chivalry is not dead! (Apparently brains are!).

Everyone reacted. Brendan thought he was doing the right thing, while Danielle felt all her dreams had come true. Jeff knew why Danielle nominated Jordan, she has a better shot at staying than Brendan. Jordan also felt she would stay, but had bought an eviction dress just in case.

Then we had to hear Rachel cry, and cry, and cry. And Brendan tell her how amazing she is, over, and over, and over.

Kalia and Danielle celebrated, which mean Kalia kissed her little white butt as much as she could. Danielle had to get the votes to get Brendan out, and all was riding on Kalia winning this week’s HOH . . . . a loooong shot!

Brendan went after Shelly, Adam and Porsche to stay. Porsche said she’d vote for Brendan (mainly because it would keep Rachel from going nuts on her).

Shelly had been playing all sides, she had to weigh her options. Adam too didn’t know where he stood. Danielle was also after them to vote Brendan out.

Danielle tried to convince Porsche not to give Rachel and Brendan a pitty vote. Danielle told her that Brendan and Rachel will lie to anyone to get a vote. Of course Rachel walked in on the talk. Rachel eventually left, realizing the tension in the room. Rachel then went to the DR, to say Porsche might as well cut her heart out with a knife.

Porsche talked to Rachel later telling her she was on her side, but she had to cut the sad stuff out, she would be here without Brendan, and she needs to pull it together. Rachel then threw a fit, and Brendan lashed out at Porsche for saying that. Rachel threw a tantrum saying everyone is against them, nobody cares about anyone but themselves! Porsche had had it, and Brendan tried to convince Rachel not to screw herself, she’s making him think he made a mistake. She went into a “I ruin everything, he never should have asked her to marry her, she’ll never get a job, everyone in the world would hate her” fit.

O . . . . M . . . . .G

Julie went to the guests to talk to them. Julie mentioned it’s rare for a Veto holder to save another nominee, the only other person to do it was Dick for Danielle. Rachel said Brendan was a once in a lifetime love . . . I tuned out. I liked them last season, this season it’s just been too much!

We then got a message from Evil Dick about his thoughts as to how Danielle is playing. Dick said he would never have let Danielle play this bad of a game. He felt like Danielle is playing too hard, too fast, and it’s been terrible. He felt she was making the same mistakes as she did with Nick, but with Dominic. He felt that the scheme to backdoor Jeff was way too early, she just screwed up. Dick did say though she’s a fighter and a competitor, she still has a shot, but it will be hard.

Julie talked with Danielle before the vote, asking if she could make peace with Rachel? Danielle said no, as Rachel thinks she’s breaking up her marriage and will probably want to kill her.

Brendan and Jordan got to make their speeches. Brendan just got up and talked about how lucky he was to play with Rachel again, and how lucky he was, and he would always be with Rachel. Jordan simply said this was a long and stressful week. She said she loves them all, she came here to be with Jeff, and to vote who you think will get them further, that was it.

We went to the live house vote, which was as follows . . . .

Jeff, Kalia, Adam, Lawon, Shelly voted to evict Brendan.
Rachel and Porsche voted to evict Jordan. (Porsche told everyone she was only voting knowing Brendan was going home anyways).

Julie gave Brendan the news. He said he loves them all, no hard feelings, he will see them at the finale. Rachel was in tears and didn’t want to let him go.

Brendan left, and he got to see his videos. Jordan hoped to get an invite to his wedding, while Kalia was thrilled to see him go insulting his brains. Danielle suggested if his tongue wasn’t so busy on one house guest, he could have been making deals with others. Rachel of course can’t imagine the separation, but their babies will get to see their love story on DVD.

Julie decided to shake things up with the next new twist. She told them to think carefully how they play, as the next person evicted may be able to get back in the game . . . . . Julie then tells us that the first four evicted guests will battle next week’s evicted guest live to return! Of course we get to vote as to who we want to see back. Go to CBS.com/bigbrother to vote for free online.

The HOH competition was played. These week it was a trivia with questions that had Keith, Cassie or Dominic as the answer. It was game where two people faced off and knocked one out, and the winner chose the next two up. In the end the winner was . . . . Danielle! Actually it’s Kalia, but really it’s Danielle. Let’s be serious, Danielle will be in control of the house yet again.