Desperate Housewives Season Premier: And The Bride Is . . . .

Desperate Housewives Season Premier: And The Bride Is . . . .

Posted by Dustin on 09.27.2009 at 9:02 pm

I’m gunna make this one a live blog folks, so updates to come will be my thoughts to events as the show unfolds . . .

The show opened with the bride getting ready. It’s Susan! Yay! Julie was also there to help her mom get ready and be there for the wedding. Mike and Susan were married, and so help me God this better not be a joke or a dream!

Oops missed this! As Mike and Susan were walking out of the church, Katherine showed up fuming, and then we went back to 8 weeks earlier . . .

Gabby and the niece are still at odds, while Carlos defends her at every whim. Hasn’t this been done before, like too much?

Poor Tom and Lynette are dealing with the fact that more twins are on the way. Tom of course thinks it will be fun, Lynette not so much.

Katherine not doing well with the marriage, it seems for real folks! Oh she’s gunna go nuts and be a problem all season long I bet.

Lee selling a new home to Drea’s new character, and she wonders why she’s getting it so cheap. Oh they are moving into Mary Alice’s house! And of course she and the hubby seems strangely delighted about this fact. Creeeeeepy! Kid hates the new place, but the mom alludes to the fact that he is the reason they had to move.

Julie home with red hair, and the couple’s new kid already peeping on her with evil eyes. Creeeepy!

Katherine visiting with all the girls and the new wife. She seems to be going nuts already, can’t even dress herself properly as her shirts button up wrong. Lock your doors tight Susan! She’s gunna have to deal with Katherine and nutty neighbor boy?

Bree and Karl going to a motel to get it on. I can’t look at Karl after he appeared on “Nip/Tuck” last season. He of course took her to a cheap dirty motel! Bree wouldn’t lay on the dirty sheets and made him go shopping for sheets. She’s worried about the sheets matching the dirty hotel room carpet! She’s stalling, which Karl has just figured out.

D’oh Susan’s wedding gown just arrived at Katherine’s house and she signed for it.

Of course, Katherine put on the dress and is cooking red sauce in it! Nutso! Susan got it back unharmed though.

Gabby’s niece sneaks out of the house to go to a party, Gabby raids the club to make a fool of herself and the niece to find her. This is gunna be the storyline I am not fond of this season, I can already tell.

Gabby officially signs papers to make her and Carlos the guardian of the niece Anna. Anna thinks Gabby is trying to wreck her life, she’s trying to save her though.

Creepy neighbor boy just got into a fight with Julie and told her to go to hell!

We fast forward to the day before the wedding . . . .

Crazy Orson still around and trying to get Bree to agree to counseling with him. Ugh, go away Orson! Orson is still blackmailing Bree into staying married.

Lynette getting a sonogram. She’s still not pleased, Tom seems excited. He’s upset that it’s been three months and she still isn’t happy about this. She says she doesn’t love them! Tom trying to convince her the minute she holds them she will. I see a postpartum story coming! Friend’s speculation is something will be wrong or she’ll lose them and Tom will blame her.

The wedding day . . . .

Bree plans to finally consummate her affair with Karl. She booked a room, changed the sheets and cleaned the bathroom.

Katherine arrives in the bridal room where Susan is in her dress. She confronts Susan for never coming to see how she was doing with everything. She wants a public apology or she’ll create a scene. Katherine is acting pretty snooty and above Susan, I guess she forgot everything she did to Mike and Susan last season to keep them apart and cause problems!

Susan locks Katherine in a closet so she doesn’t cause a scene!

We then go to the wedding where the show basically started. Katherine still wants her apology. Mike basically begs her to leave and threatens to drag her out if she doesn’t. Katherine sees everyone staring at her, says sorry and goes. Susan however stops her and makes the apology.

I still think Katherine is gunna be a problem and nuts this season! Yup, as they hugged, she told Susan that didn’t help at all. We have a new vixen on Wisteria Lane folks.

Danny, the new creepy neighbor kid, missing. The wife sends the husband to find him, they have to appear normal. She takes her dress off and her back is scared up. Meanwhile someone grabs Julie from behind and begins choking her. He runs off when dogs make a commotion. The previews have Julie apparently in a coma and on life support!




  1. Hahaha no shit! I was like if someone wakes up, i’m gonna throw something at the TV…

    I’m not ruling that out yet

    Comment by Ashley
    09.27.2009 at 9:05 pm
  2. I may be in the minority, but I liked kathrine in the season premire.

    Comment by Lauren
    09.27.2009 at 10:04 pm
  3. Congrats to the writers – there were some GREAT lines this episode. EW is going to have a hard time picking for this issue.

    Comment by k8
    09.27.2009 at 10:37 pm
  4. I liked the season premier! Overall it was good, Katharine plays a good crazy lady, and I will love to see what havoc she reeps! I still want Susan and Mike together, but I think it will be fun, I see Katharine being hauled off in a straight jacket!!! I agree with you Dustin about Karl, after Nip/Tuck how could you look at him the same!! I still can’t believe he agreed to play that role on that show!!! As for Julie, I feel like they want us to think it was creepy evil boy, but somehow I feel like it might have been the dad. The comment he made about her not shooting down his son was nice, she was out of his league and then Julie and him get in a fight. Maybe the dad was mad because it did seem like after all she blew him off. I think we are in for a good season, I can’t wait!

    Comment by Marie
    09.28.2009 at 6:58 am
  5. I agree, I totally think it was the dad. I think the dad is the problem and he has the mom tricked into believing it’s the kid.

    Comment by Beth
    09.28.2009 at 9:36 am
  6. Loved the premiere! I almost wonder if Katherine was the one who strangled Julie to send a message to Susan? Why didn’t the assailant kill her, you know? All in all, a great one and I am looking forward to this season!

    Comment by Cheryl
    09.28.2009 at 10:31 am
  7. Oh so the father. Thank god for Bree and the new woman played by Drea every time Susan came to the screen I just lose interest. In my opinion the biggest mistake the show makes is when it focus on Teri hatcher. With all the talent on that show and yet the focus remains on her, i just dont get it

    Comment by Erick
    09.28.2009 at 11:16 am
  8. Good call on the dad! I didn’t even think of that. I just sat there thinking “family moves to town cause kid did a bad bad thing, we did this before with the Applewhites and it was a total failure!”

    Comment by Dustin
    09.28.2009 at 11:56 am
  9. Cheryl, the attacker ran off when the dogs started to bark. I think that’s the only thing that saved Julie’s life.

    Comment by Dustin
    09.28.2009 at 11:59 am
  10. We did do this with the Applewhites, and wasn’t the person of interest that time Julie too? What is up with Julie attracting the crazy neighbors!

    Comment by Marie
    09.28.2009 at 1:34 pm
  11. With the applewhites the real killer son was after Bree’s daughter. The locked up one might have like Julie I think. Mary Alice and Paul Youngs crazy stolen kid was after Julie.

    Comment by Dustin
    09.28.2009 at 2:03 pm
  12. Isn’t Julie married to some old guy? Did I miss something?

    Comment by Beth
    09.28.2009 at 3:43 pm
  13. They were engaged but never married from what I remember. Susan made her see it was a mistake.

    Comment by Dustin
    09.28.2009 at 4:25 pm

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