True Blood: Fairy Sex!

True Blood: Fairy Sex!

Posted by Dustin on 07.21.2013 at 10:08 pm

So for once I wrote this WHILE watching the show, so it’s more detailed than my past few posts.

Warlow saved Sookie from Lafeyette/Sookie’s Daddy. He blasted the spirit out of Lafeyette’s body, something I don’t know why Sookie didn’t do. Sookie told her dad’s spirit to get the bleep out of her life, forever! Bilith was after Warlow, which he could feel, and Sookie decided to try and save him from Bilith as Warlow had now saved her life twice. Once night started to come, Warlow made Sookie bind him just in case he was driven to hurt her. After she tied him up, they talked about his history and why he’s waited so long for her. They also talked about his desire to turn her to be with him forever, which she wasn’t too fond of. Sookie said she seemed to be a danger whore, she realizes a pattern with the men she falls for, and perhaps she needs to just accept the truth about herself. Sookie loosened Warlow, and allowed him to feed on her! Then they got naked and did it, but this all seemed too unreal, the blurred lens made it seem like a dream. As they did it there was this magical fairy light that came from, well down there . . . . What the hell was that?

Jason went to sign up with the Vampire PD force to try and infiltrate them and save Jessica. Unfortunately his plan hit a snag when Sarah Newlin showed up! Or did it? Sarah excused everyone else to talk to him alone. He told her he was here to get Jessica, and if she didn’t let him then he’d expose her as the whore for Christ she really was!
The line of the show goes to Jason! Sarah then got twisted, forcing Jason to watch Jessica and some other guy do it while they watched for scientific information. However the male vampire didn’t want to play the game and do it, and after torturing him for awhile she let him and Jessica go. Dear Sarah Newlin, Jesus does NOT love you!

At the vampire prison Eric and Pam faced off with one another while the others watch. Neither killed the other though. The Governor was furious, so he brought Eric’s sister in to kill her in front of Eric to make him feel the pain he did when he lost his daughter Willow. Some scientist had a virus he thought could kill vampires and he injected it into his sister as their first official test. If it worked, they plan to infect a new batch of Tru Blood with it. Eric was then left to watch as the virus took its toll on Nora. She slowely started to die, but Eric wouldn’t let her go.

Willow demanded her father put her in with the general population, not seclude her from the other vampires. The governor was looking for a way to fix her, to use their research to cure her. Willow wanted the preferential treatment to stop, and she told him that he was just as responsible for how she was as Eric was. Willow wanted to be with Tara, who may be able to help her understand things about herself. She was eventually put in general population. Tara helped understand what was going on, including that Eric was summoning her and she had to go to him.

Willow glamoured the guards into getting her to Eric and Nora. They stole some doctor and guard disguises to get out of the compound. Willow wouldn’t leave without Tara and Jessica though. Eric also found the new Tru Blood plant, which was contaminated with the same virus given to Nora, to kill all the vampires. Uh Oh!

At some motel, Sam argued with his new girlfriend Nicole over where to take Emma and if he should even keep running. Alcide and his dad ended up at the same hotel Sam was at of course. Alcide broke into Sam’s room, but they had long checked out. Sam ended up contacting Emma’s grandma. He was willing to give her to her, but not that pack. She swore she had left them, and from now on it was only her and Emma. Later Alcide confronted Sam, he was furious that Sam gave Emma to Martha and that they left him and his pack. Sam tried to reason with Alcide, who told Sam and Nicole to leave and never come back basically. Alcide said if Sam ever came back, he was dead! I might have to start calling him Asscide from now on. What a jerk! Way to ruin one of my favorite characters.

Andy’s lone fairy daughter came to. She wanted a real name, so Andy named her Adeline. However she wanted to remember her sisters, so Andy named the other three B, C and D names. The sole fairy took all four as a long hyphenated name to remember her sisters. Adeline Braverman(?) Charlene Danica. I really can’t believe they all died!

There was another mess with Terry, he was trying to access some safety deposit box that Arlene knew nothing about. Arlene thought Terry was going to try and kill himself. Holly suggested they get a vampire to make Terry forget the war and what happened with their glamouring. Holly had a friend they used to try and glamour Terry into forgetting the marines, the war and Patrick. The trick seemed to work, but later while taking out the garbage Terry was shot in the neck! *update* Terry paid another army guy to kill him (I missed this when I had to run out of the room). Terry ended up dying in Arlene’s arms. WOW! I hated his story, but didn’t want to see him dead.

Finally Bilith put himself into a coma, with the doctor’s help, so he could commune with Lilith to figure out what to do next. He wanted to know where Jessica was, but all Lilith cared about was Warlow. Bilith came out of his coma and ended up drinking what little of Warlow’s blood they have in order to find him. The blood allowed him to daywalk. Bill ended up going to the Governor’s house, controlled all his guards to shoot each other, and the Governor was stunned. How was he doing this during the day? Bill wanted to know about the room with the sun rays, but the Governor wasn’t going to talk. He said he’d rather die a martyr. Bilith then ripped his head off! Probably the best thing he’s done!

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  1. I think it’s Willa, not Willow.

    Andy’s daughter’s name is Adelyn Braylen Charlaine Danika (note the nod to the author of the books – Charlaine Harris).

    Terry was killed by the army buddy he met last week and ask to take him out, but to make it a surprise – Terry couldn’t live with the guilt. Unfortunately when he was glamoured he forgot about setting that up.

    Orgasmic lights? Guess there’s no faking it now. I was rather surprised Sookie … took that direction.

    Comment by DNA
    07.22.2013 at 1:10 am
  2. Ahh. The one part I missed was when Terry must have arranged his killing. I had to run out of the room for something and chose to do it when Terry was on haha! Thanks!

    Comment by Dustin
    07.22.2013 at 10:21 am
  3. I wasn’t sure if it was Willa (like Willa Ford) or Willow (the tree) and they were just pronouncing it with a southern accent 🙂

    Comment by Dustin
    07.22.2013 at 10:28 am
  4. I was so confused. My DVR didn’t record so I just caught the end and wondered if Sookie was turned? She let Warlow feed from her and then bit his neck and seemed to feed from him???

    Comment by Beth
    07.22.2013 at 10:49 am
  5. I don’t know what the hell was with her. Why did she bite his neck after he fed on her? For a V fix? I still wonder if it’s all a dream cause of the blurred lens.

    Comment by Dustin
    07.22.2013 at 12:02 pm
  6. That’s what I thought? Maybe it was a dream and he was imagining if she was turned? Who knows…

    Comment by Beth
    07.22.2013 at 2:05 pm
  7. I’m just watching now. Still not sure about the biting thing but the blurry lens is because they are in fairy world. Sookie took him their to avoid billith’s call

    Comment by beth
    07.22.2013 at 6:15 pm
  8. Ahhhh I must have missed that. I wondered why they were in a cemetery haha. I had to watch it on a micro tv in my moms office while family was in the other room.

    Comment by Dustin
    07.22.2013 at 6:18 pm
  9. Maybe LaFayette will be able to summon Lilith and somehow Sookie take her out (a la witch two seasons ago).

    So if Lilith died about 5000 years ago, how did her blood survive in a glass vial so long? Did they even have glass 5000 years ago?

    Comment by DNA
    07.22.2013 at 9:05 pm
  10. Glass actually is pretty old and they are in the right area of the world. It’s from Mesopotamia/Sumeria around 3500 BC (I totally googled for the date haha). Whether they would have had the ability to create a vial and save it? I don’t know.

    Let’s not even ask who saved it. I don’t think Warlow would have done that 🙂 Why would he even care to?

    Comment by Dustin
    07.22.2013 at 9:10 pm

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